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Cómo saber si estás en un hotel gay

Posteado por caguenross en Enero 2, 2009

Fuente: http://afrojacks.com/pics/4-pics/1918-how-to-tell-if-you-are-in-a-gay-hotel

En el plano del hotel tienes una pista de dónde te encuentras…

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Cuidado con el dedito que luego las manos van al pan

Posteado por caguenross en Septiembre 4, 2008

Fuente: http://afrojacks.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=blogsection&id=6&Itemid=34&limit=5&limitstart=20

desde luego…¡qué hijaputa la de azul!

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Fuente: http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html

Para que se entienda… objetos extraños encontrados en el culo de personas normales

“Rectal Foreign Bodies” — from Surger y Magazine (1986)

Collated by Drs. David B. Busch and James R. Starling, Madison, Wis.

The surgical management of two patients presenting with incarcerated, apparently self-inserted foreign bodies is reported. The large volume of prior literature on this subject is reviewed, with tabulation of 182 previous cases by type and number of objects recovered and with a discussion of patients’ age distribution, history, complications and prognosis.

Table I Previously reported recovered foreign bodies:

[ed. note: list has been appended to reflect recently found documentation.]

Object                             Number Recovered

Glass or ceramic
Bottle or jar                       32
Bottle with attached rope            1
Glass or cup                        12
Light bulb                           7
Tube                                 6
Food
Apple                                1
Banana                               2
Carrot                               4
Cucumber                             3
Onion                                2
Parsnip                              1
Plantain (with condom)               1
Potato                               1
Salami                               1
Turnip                               1
Zucchini                             2
Wooden
Ax handle                            1
Stick or broom handle               10
Miscellaneous or unspecified         3
Sexual Device
Vibrator                            23*
Dildo                               15
Kitchen device
Dull knife                           1
Ice pick                             1
Knife sharpener                      1
Mortar pestle                        2
Spatula (plastic)                    1
Spoon                                1
Tin cup                              1
Miscellaneous tools
Candle                               1
Curling Iron				1
Flashlight                           3
Iron rod                             1
Pen                                  2
Rubber tube                          1
Screwdriver                          1
Toothbrush                           1
Wire spring                          1
Inflated device
Balloon                              1
Balloon attached to cylinder         1
Condom                               1
Ball
Baseball                             2
Tennis ball                          1
Pool cue ball                        1
Miscellaneous containers
Baby powder can                      1
Candle box                           1
Shampoo Bottle			1
Snuff box                            1
Miscellaneous
Bottle cap **                        1
Cattle horn                          3
Chain (gold)				1
Frozen pig’s tail                    1
“Kangaroo tumor” #                   1
Hair Mousse Cap			1
Plastic rod                          1
Stone                                2
Toothbrush holder                    1
Toothbrush package                   1
Whip handle                          2*
Collections (one case of each)
2 Glass tubes
72 1/2 Jeweler’s saw
Oil can with potato stopper
Piece of wood, peanut
Umbrella handle and enema tubing
2 Glasses
Phosphorus match ends (homicide)
402 Stones
Toolbox ##
2 Bars soap
Beer glass and preserving pot
Lemon and cold cream jar
2 Apples
  Spectacles, suitcase key, tobacco pouch, and magazine
total of 14 collections, with approximately 500 objects


CASE REPORTSCase 1. A 39-year-old married white m ale lawyer presented with a self- inserted perfume bottle in his rectum that he was unable to remove using various objects, including a back scratcher. He had inserted this bottle on previous occasions. Edema of the rectum and sigmoid colon precluded the successful manual removal of the object in the emergency room. A pelvic x-ray film

(Fig.1) showed the object to be lodged 12 cm proximal to the dentate line. The 3 by 17 cm object, “Impulse Body Spray,” was removed manually after a spinal anesthetic. The patient was discharged on the second postoperative day. He refused psychologic counseling.

Case 2. A 39-year-old white m ale was admitted to the University Hospital psychiatric service for evaluation of a 2-week history of bloody diarrhea and auditory hallucinations. Rectal examination revealed a foreign body approximately 3 cm above the anal verge. An x- ray film (Fig. 2) showed that it was 20 cm in length. The object could not be removed by manual or endoscopic means. The patient consented to extrac tion of the dildo under general anesthetic. Biopsy specimens of the hemorrhagic rectal mucosa were performed and were negative on Ziehl-Neelson stains for mycobacterial or cryptosporidium infection. The patient was discharged without complications the following day.

xrays 29K jpg

(thanx to Thomas Comegys for scanning prowess)


This article, and its popularity among netgeeks, has a great history .

Rectal Foreign Bodies, additional casestudies.

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A ver si consigo explicarme “pa que me se”  entienda…

La foto que viene a continuación… graciosa, graciosa lo que se dice graciosa… no es (los anti-taurinos se descojonarán, los taurinos no volverán a visitar este blog y a los demás nos parecerá una fotografía curiosa) porque se trata de una cogida muy peligrosa y el banderillero puede morir “ha sido operado de una herida en la región anal con rotura total de esfínter, desgarro de recto de 15 centímetros y lesión isquiorrectal de 20 centímetros. Fractura de Coxis. Contusión en región parietal izquierda. El pronóstico es muy grave“. http://www.elpais.com/articulo/cultura/Cogida/grave/banderillero/Ruso/Ventas/elpepucul/20080526elpepucul_10/Tes pero la tenía que poner… dejarla pasar era superior a mis fuerzas.

Por eso solo espero que Juan José Rueda “el Ruso” se reponga y pueda seguir poniendo banderillas lo más pronto posible; de momento, la del toro Sombrerero se la ha llevado él…

El título del post está enfocado desde el punto de vista del toro que tiene mejor visión del asunto

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Ni en invierno ni en verano pongas sobre la piedra el ano

Posteado por caguenross en Mayo 21, 2008

Fuente: http://www.flickr.com/photos/79056914@N00/170003020/sizes/o/

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